Guaranteed to happen
- More Future Garage Pop tracks
- GOOD LBGT music
- Visual Albums (thanks bey)
- Yeezus does weird shit
- General copyright bullshit
- Kitty Pryde dates some one more famous than her and then live tweets her break up
- The glory days of hip-hop continues
- Lou Reed is still dead
- Too fucking hot for festivals
- Someone tries to viral a new genre so people listen to their music
- Advertising-supported Music
- Kanye West makes a concept album about his kid going to college with Kanye as both the child and himself
- Still hate Steve Aoki
Probz Happen
- Online only concerts
- Africa becomes an EDM powerhouse
- Ironic myspace releases
- Some dad rock band I didnt care about reunites
- Lo-Fi distortion on all vocals
- Pussy Riot starts up all that feminist band stuff again
- Steel Drums and Flutes
- 3D printing vinyl records
- Music collectives and music collective gang feuds
- Riff Raff releases a cartoon and book
- Canadian beats on every relevant hip-hop release
- Yung Lean fakes his death
- Swaggy P and Drake do a song together and it sucks
- Underground genre/theme gets mainstream recognition from viral video
FUCK
- Some youtube famous minecraft nerd makes the top 40 pop charts
- Spotify dies or makes major changes, fucks everything up for everyone
- What.cd has problems...
- Youtube nukes all music "accidentally"
- Iggy Pop dies
- Miley gets naked 4 real
Genre Trends
- More unpredictable microgenres
- Disco 2014
- Vaporwave 2.0 aesthetics seep into everything
- Meme rap goes full circle
- Jersey Club
- Reggae gets dark...
- Chopped and Screwed moves beyond remixes
- Moombahcore still aint shit
- Slowed down Gabba
- Static House
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